I'm Mike, I like expressing myself through my writing. Most of these stem from my time as a Press Officer on my small University SU. It's all very amateur so don't get excited. I also write match reports for rugby and I'm a Chiropractor who writes occasional articles on health.

Monday, 12 November 2012

Callum's Prank emails (December 2009)


Callum Forrest well and truly merked me the other day but it was funny so I don't mind. Anyway thought everyone should see Callum's comedy skills (cos chick only want boyfriends that have great skills) in full. Here are the emails:

From: RichardsM
Sent: 7 December 2009 13:56
To: allundergrads
Subject: EXAMS!!

Hello

My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I am offering revision classes for those of you in Ext year and year1 in Histopathology, radiography and physiology. I did really well in those exams. I got 58% in histo, 62% in radiography and 47% in physiology (pass). I am free every evening and most afternoons. I also am offering revision sessions in massage. This is for ext year ONLY! I am widely regarded as the best massager in my year and would be happy to help. Feel free to txt or call me any time day or night on 07920143180. I really look forward to sharing my knowledge with you all.

Thanks Friends

Mike


From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:08
To: year2
Subject: Project proposal

Hi Guys

My name is mike and I am in year 3. I know at this time of year you have to start thinking about project titles. I am regarded as a bit of a project Guru. I would love to help you guys out if you like. We could get a coffee or baked treat and thrash out some ideas. I work better in my bedroom but would work in the refectory if you buy the coffee ;). Please call me or reply to his email. I love to help my friends. You can also add me on facebook..

Thanks Friends

Mike


From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:14
To: allstaff
Subject: Handy Man!

Dear Staff

My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I would like to offer my services as a ‘handy Man’ during the weekends. I have extensive training in putting up shelves and am currently doing my white washing course. I am very affordable £20-£25 per hour. If your interetested please email me back.

Many thanks

Mike

P.s. I am not allowed to use hammers or nails for legal reasons.


From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:03
To: AECCRunningClub
Subject: Hi Friends

Hello

My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I go running all the time and am often seen running too and from lectures. I train all the time running up and down the stairs of my house and am probably the best in the college. I would love to offer my services and take a couple of sessions for you guys. My motto is "if you aint running your probably just walking". Get back in touch if this interests you.

Thanks Friends

Mike 

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