Callum Forrest well and truly merked me the other day but it was funny so I don't mind. Anyway thought everyone should see Callum's comedy skills (cos chick only want boyfriends that have great skills) in full. Here are the emails:
From: RichardsM
Sent: 7 December 2009 13:56
To: allundergrads
Subject: EXAMS!!
Hello
My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I am offering revision classes for those of you in Ext year and year1 in Histopathology, radiography and physiology. I did really well in those exams. I got 58% in histo, 62% in radiography and 47% in physiology (pass). I am free every evening and most afternoons. I also am offering revision sessions in massage. This is for ext year ONLY! I am widely regarded as the best massager in my year and would be happy to help. Feel free to txt or call me any time day or night on 07920143180. I really look forward to sharing my knowledge with you all.
Thanks Friends
Mike
From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:08
To: year2
Subject: Project proposal
Hi Guys
My name is mike and I am in year 3. I know at this time of year you have to start thinking about project titles. I am regarded as a bit of a project Guru. I would love to help you guys out if you like. We could get a coffee or baked treat and thrash out some ideas. I work better in my bedroom but would work in the refectory if you buy the coffee ;). Please call me or reply to his email. I love to help my friends. You can also add me on facebook..
Thanks Friends
Mike
From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:14
To: allstaff
Subject: Handy Man!
Dear Staff
My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I would like to offer my services as a ‘handy Man’ during the weekends. I have extensive training in putting up shelves and am currently doing my white washing course. I am very affordable £20-£25 per hour. If your interetested please email me back.
Many thanks
Mike
P.s. I am not allowed to use hammers or nails for legal reasons.
From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:03
To: AECCRunningClub
Subject: Hi Friends
Hello
My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I go running all the time and am often seen running too and from lectures. I train all the time running up and down the stairs of my house and am probably the best in the college. I would love to offer my services and take a couple of sessions for you guys. My motto is "if you aint running your probably just walking". Get back in touch if this interests you.
Thanks Friends
Mike
From: RichardsM
Sent: 7 December 2009 13:56
To: allundergrads
Subject: EXAMS!!
Hello
My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I am offering revision classes for those of you in Ext year and year1 in Histopathology, radiography and physiology. I did really well in those exams. I got 58% in histo, 62% in radiography and 47% in physiology (pass). I am free every evening and most afternoons. I also am offering revision sessions in massage. This is for ext year ONLY! I am widely regarded as the best massager in my year and would be happy to help. Feel free to txt or call me any time day or night on 07920143180. I really look forward to sharing my knowledge with you all.
Thanks Friends
Mike
From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:08
To: year2
Subject: Project proposal
Hi Guys
My name is mike and I am in year 3. I know at this time of year you have to start thinking about project titles. I am regarded as a bit of a project Guru. I would love to help you guys out if you like. We could get a coffee or baked treat and thrash out some ideas. I work better in my bedroom but would work in the refectory if you buy the coffee ;). Please call me or reply to his email. I love to help my friends. You can also add me on facebook..
Thanks Friends
Mike
From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:14
To: allstaff
Subject: Handy Man!
Dear Staff
My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I would like to offer my services as a ‘handy Man’ during the weekends. I have extensive training in putting up shelves and am currently doing my white washing course. I am very affordable £20-£25 per hour. If your interetested please email me back.
Many thanks
Mike
P.s. I am not allowed to use hammers or nails for legal reasons.
From: RichardsM
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:03
To: AECCRunningClub
Subject: Hi Friends
Hello
My name is Mike and I am in year 3. I go running all the time and am often seen running too and from lectures. I train all the time running up and down the stairs of my house and am probably the best in the college. I would love to offer my services and take a couple of sessions for you guys. My motto is "if you aint running your probably just walking". Get back in touch if this interests you.
Thanks Friends
Mike
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